WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

Did Nigerians gain anything from the protest? Asides from a bit of traffic in a few key areas in Lagos and Abuja. And a chance to stretch their legs and take selfies. Charly Boy strongly advised the protest to continue till government moves. Or at least till government pretends to be sympathetic to the plight of Nigerians. But we all know Nigerians are not going to listen to Mr Charly. Who wants to stand in the hot sun waving banners when his family’s dinner is still uncertain? Former chairman of the Human Rights Commission, Odinkalu, during the protest warned Buhari’s Read more »

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

After all the hype and excitement, Tuface, also known as TuBaba, has officially been renamed TuChicken. The Nigerian masses gave him the name. All I did was suggest it. Why? Quite simple really. You remember that anti-government protest Tuface proposed that gave all sort of Nigerians erections? Well, uncle Tuface has pulled out of it. That same pull out that Tuface refused to do when he was impregnating women with his fire hose. He has finally done it! Talk about doing the right thing at the wrong time. Last night, Tuface announced via a video on social media that he Read more »

WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

The answer is really quite simple, “people are beyond sick and tired of President Buhari and his administration’s bullshit!” It’s almost like a customized curse that’s affiliated with his regime is ravaging through the land. I was out buying suya (barbecue) last week and was doing my best to woo the suya vendor into giving me a good bargain because in my experience, I’ve discovered humility rather than bravado is a better tool while negotiating with a Nigerian seller. While haggling, another man showed up and thought maybe playing Team Hausa would win him favour with the suya man. The Read more »