SOMETHING I BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD DO ON WEEKENDS

SOMETHING I BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD DO ON WEEKENDS

I noticed i really haven’t chosen the best time to talk about the category that has to do with  self pamper. it is safe to assume that i have been insensitive or too busy worrying about other things. Either ways, i apologise for waiting till now. How should you pamper yourself? Have you ever wondered why some people look so good and fresh at every start of a week? Are you thinking its cos of all the money they have made and you think they are living the good life just the way they want it? well, maybe  Then again, Read more »

WHO IS THE LOSER BETWEEN THESE TWO LADIES?

WHO IS THE LOSER BETWEEN THESE TWO LADIES?

If you were to give your opinion about these two types of ladies, who is the loser between them?  THE TRUE LIFE SCENARIO GOES THUS: So in all of my boredom on valentine’s day, i decided to spend some time with a guy i met sometime ago since am not getting any sign of love from the guy i thought is my boyfriend. Not even a call or simple text message… I know what you are already thinking, but … just keep it to yourself. Thank you. Straight to the point While out with this cute looking guy, i couldn’t Read more »

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

His first experience with porn came about when he was 8 years old. It came to him in the form of a dusty VHS tape that he unintentionally found while looking for Rambo 2. Slotting in the cassette and pushing play, he expected to find the muscle bound ex pornstar Sylvester Stallone…   …firing a 50 Calibre Machine gun one handed. Instead, he got to see a white guy doing inexplicable confusing noisy things to a big breasted lady whose face was red and gleaming sweat. You think he hurriedly pressed stop and ejected the cassette? No, he did not. Read more »

I LIKE SEX!!!

I LIKE SEX!!!

What!?                                                  Photo from 4G No!  Not that “Sex” you horny bunnies! I mean S.EX as in acronym for Stock Exchange. Get your pheromone loaded heads out of the gutter. Oh yeah! S.EX (Stock Exchange) is awesome. What’s a Stock Exchange? Every country that isn’t a total shithole has one (no offense to countries who lack one due to no fault of theirs). A Stock Exchange is a market where stocks are traded between buyers and stock sellers Read more »

SO YOU DON’T WANNA USE A CONDOM/PROPHYLACTIC!!?

SO YOU DON’T WANNA USE A CONDOM/PROPHYLACTIC!!?

HI, So you are unmarried, young, sexually active (super horny), financially unstable (maybe) and you don’t wanna use a condom? Why!? Is your brain that small? Maybe I’m starting off too harshly, especially considering the fact that “accidents” happen i.e. Condom tearing. Here’s a life experience of mine. I used to be with this lady, let’s call her Liz. Good Lawd, Liz! Her body! Her skin! Lips! Goddamn, she was KAPOW! But that’s none of your business. For reasons that don’t concern you, Liz mentioned she’d noticed I strictly avoid dropping seed into her. And I was like: “Hell yeah Read more »