The way parents are kissing their kids these days has become a hot button issue.

Just in case your mind’s eye can’t picture what I’m referring to.


And that is just wrong!

It is with great shame that I admit the above picture turned me on a bit. And if you’re judging me

Now where was I?

Yes! Mothers French kissing their kids.

What defense can you possibly give to support this action? It’s not sweet. It’s not cute. And it sure as hell ain’t right.

You disagree? Fine. Imagine Donald Trump tongue kissing Ivanka Trump. Don’t scrunch up your face. The man already said he wouldn’t mind giving it to her if given the opportunity.

 “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Trump’s words not mine.

Look, there’s really nothing wrong with kissing your kid. But as with everything in life, there is a limit. And doing stuff like this…… Super-exceeds that limit.

As we all know, kids are very impressionable creatures. So if a little boy gets tongue action on the regular at home from his mum, what do you think is going to be on his mind every time he says a female with cute pouty lips?

At first it might seem cute to see him run around kissing every available female in sight. But what happens when he turns aggressive? What happens when he throws a tantrum because he has been denied the kisses he has become so accustomed to?

Then you have to appease him with a wet tongue dipped in his mouth

To me, such a kid sounds like a rapist in the making. And you as such a parent have no right to be mad if you catch your 4-6year old in a darkroom pantomiming this.

A friend of mine sent me this picture. And captioned it, “What a cute moment of mother and son bonding!”

It’s safe to say myself and that friend are now officially ex-friends. Not because I’m an intolerant jerk (maybe I am a bit). But because I just couldn’t bring myself to go through the trouble of reforming said exfriend.

I’ve also heard the excuse of, “anyone who watches a mother and child tongue kissing and feels offended by it is a pervert”. The rationale behind this excuse is, the act of mother and child kissing is an innocent demonstration of love.

In that case,  this is also a cute demonstration of innocent love.

You disagree? Once again…What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

It’s true kissing isn’t always a sensual, sexually motivated act. In some cultures kissing is a form of greeting. A quick smack on the lips or on the cheek. This is fine and acceptable.

But when a kiss begins to linger, it indicates enjoyment. As a matter of fact, I HAVE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE!

When you hug a friend, be they platonic or otherwise, it’s always a squeeze and release affair, right? The hug rarely lasts up to 5 seconds.

But when you hug a lover or someone you’re attracted to, someone you want, the hug never seems to last long enough. Even though you’re in each other’s arms for more than 5 seconds, it’s never enough and you just want it to go on and on.

Now take the above two paragraphs and replace hug with kiss. VIOLA!

When a parent pecks his/her child, it’s good, it’s healthy. They’re bonding.

But when a parent goes all in and the kiss with their child turns into a deep, lingering thing, where body fluids are being exchanged. Then that parent is getting something indecent and pleasurable out of that kiss.

This is not the voice of my paranoia speaking. This is me just telling it how it is.

And if you disagree… well… that means you will approve of this. I INSIST THAT YOU APPROVE!

Because if you approve of this…

…It’s only fair you approve of everyone’s

Kissing your kid excessively and in a provocative manner is a slippery slope that can lead to a fall down the slippery tunnel of incest.

Watch yourself and anyone who kisses your kids incessantly.

P.S. If you’re a mother out there and you’re sexually frustrated because your spouse is ignoring you, and licking your kid’s face eases your needs. I feel your pain. But you need to stop. Don’t ruin your kid’s psyche and future by using your kid as an outlet for your needs.


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