ALL THE PRAYERS AND PROTESTING COULDN’T STOP THIS MAN! IS HE THE ANTICHRIST?

ALL THE PRAYERS AND PROTESTING COULDN’T STOP THIS MAN! IS HE THE ANTICHRIST?

The Man, the freshly sworn in President that is… TRUMP has got Hispanics quaking in their boots and other immigrants busy googling Canada. Some media outlets proclaimed it the most snubbed presidential inauguration in history. The swearing in ceremony with the least attendance in almost a century. According to the man, Scot Lehigh from The Boston Globe, Trump’s inaugural speech was, …the worst in generations, and perhaps the worst of all time… It wasn’t just mediocre. It was stunningly, disconcertingly, dumbfoundingly bad. And bad in a deeply worrying way…” According to Bill Palmer of Palmer Report, …Donald Trump has now Read more »

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

To all the beautiful ladies and handsome guys out there, I want to use this platform to say WELDONE! Especially if you know you are and you are reading this right now. “In case, you haven’t realize, I am talking to YOU! Yes you reading this right now” Please don’t tell me you don’t belong to this category. If you have seen this 5-minute post and if you have made conscious effort to practice at least one of these recipes on lemons I gave out sometime ago, then my dear you belong. Take it or leave it, you know Rome Read more »

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

His first experience with porn came about when he was 8 years old. It came to him in the form of a dusty VHS tape that he unintentionally found while looking for Rambo 2. Slotting in the cassette and pushing play, he expected to find the muscle bound ex pornstar Sylvester Stallone…   …firing a 50 Calibre Machine gun one handed. Instead, he got to see a white guy doing inexplicable confusing noisy things to a big breasted lady whose face was red and gleaming sweat. You think he hurriedly pressed stop and ejected the cassette? No, he did not. Read more »

DO YOU KNOW THE BIG BOOTY THAT MADE HISTORY?

DO YOU KNOW THE BIG BOOTY THAT MADE HISTORY?

In the good old days when white women epitomized flat booty, and not now when they look like Jessica Biel or this… …White men crossed over to Africa and met black men (especially those walking around naked) with… These black men intimidated the white men with their exposed and freakishly sized genitalia, so much so that the white men decided to avenge their wounded ego by subjugating the entire African continent (You cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt this was not one of the motives behind colonization of Africa so, “SHHHHH…). But even when subjugated, the black man’s penis was still Read more »

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t Worth the Trouble Let’s start with a dog scenario. A friend of mine owns a Bolognese. That’s one of those lil’ yipyip dogs that you can fit into your pocket. The dog’s name is Leo. He’s super annoying. Very playful and extremely disobedient. Below is a further description of Leo’s breed according to Dogtime.com Lately my friend has been having issues with his landlord concerning this very same dog. Apparently the other tenants of his building made a complaint to the landlord that Leo has been constituting a threat and a menace. Now that’s a big Read more »