WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

The answer is really quite simple, “people are beyond sick and tired of President Buhari and his administration’s bullshit!” It’s almost like a customized curse that’s affiliated with his regime is ravaging through the land. I was out buying suya (barbecue) last week and was doing my best to woo the suya vendor into giving me a good bargain because in my experience, I’ve discovered humility rather than bravado is a better tool while negotiating with a Nigerian seller. While haggling, another man showed up and thought maybe playing Team Hausa would win him favour with the suya man. The Read more »

“COD LIVER OIL” Will Make Your Dream Skin A Reality.

“COD LIVER OIL” Will Make Your Dream Skin A Reality.

Cod Liver Oil (COD) is popularly known by most people as an anti-inflammatory disease fighter. But, how many people pay attention to all the amazing benefits that comes with it when used on the skin? Certainly not very many. Although, you would be surprised that most people know how beneficial cod liver oil can be to the skin, but they fail to really pay attention and utilize it. Well, if you  are among such people, i hope am able to convince you to start paying attention. Just like every man needs to pay attention to their woman before taking her Read more »

Should Pedophiles Be Pitied? Or Summarily Neutered?

Should Pedophiles Be Pitied? Or Summarily Neutered?

What’s a Pedophile? A pedophile is any adult male or female who prefers the company of little boys and girl. And I don’t mean in a Michael Jackson manner. I mean said adult prefers the company of kids for sexual purposes. Very creepy, I know. There was a boy around the age of 14. He was at his summer job when he met a man named Pius. Pius seemed like a nice responsible man. Friendly. Got along with everyone. One day, Pius comes to our boy’s place of work and offered him a handshake. Naturally the boy respectfully took the Read more »

KISS ME. KISS YOU. KISSING HER… LIP ACTION!

KISS ME. KISS YOU. KISSING HER… LIP ACTION!

So I’m standing in front of the mirror and talking to my reflection, telling myself I’ve gotta do better this coming week. (Why? Check here) I’m about blowing myself a goodbye kiss when I suddenly spot a healing blister on my lower lip. At first I’m not sure what I’m looking at or how it got there. I do a quick inventory through my mind’s archives trying to recall recent times I might have hurt my lip or something related. And then it comes to me… I probably got it from the violent kisser I met a day ago. The Read more »

One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

Every single lady has something to fear for when it comes to marriage. Could it mean women generally bother about unnecessary things? Maybe, maybe not. What i have come to realize from my observations and conversations is that the fears of single ladies are somewhat uncountable. Maybe i am exaggerating. But if you are  an African, you should get the point.And if you don’t, Here is a true life story. This experience will serve as an illustration of what i mean by the greatest fear of a single lady. MY AUNT’S NARRATION When you are being told things, that are Read more »