HOW MUCH CAN A WOMAN TAKE IN HER MARRIAGE?THIS IS MY STORY…

HOW MUCH CAN A WOMAN TAKE IN HER MARRIAGE?THIS IS MY STORY…

One thing I have come to realize in this part of the world is that after marriage, whatever activity that is either being done by the husband or wife is considered as a responsibility that must be done. Responsibility considered as RIGHT. This is a common illustration: As a woman, after marriage, of course it is expected to take care of your husband. One of the ways of doing this is cooking. Even though i am of the opinion that a woman is better in that aspect, does it really mean it’s the right of the husband that his wife Read more »

THAT CHICKEN THAT WOULDN’T DIE!!!

THAT CHICKEN THAT WOULDN’T DIE!!!

Once upon a time, I watched my aunt murder a chicken for Christmas celebrations. It was no big deal. I’d seen goats, cows, turkeys, cockroaches, snakes and a host of other creatures lose their lives at the hand of man/woman. But this particular incident turned out to be something memorably interesting. My aunt, like a typical Nigerian woman well versed in the art of slaughter, took the chicken’s wings and planted it under one of her feet. The she took the bird’s legs and planted them under her other foot. For you inexperienced ones, her purpose for doing this was Read more »

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

After all the hype and excitement, Tuface, also known as TuBaba, has officially been renamed TuChicken. The Nigerian masses gave him the name. All I did was suggest it. Why? Quite simple really. You remember that anti-government protest Tuface proposed that gave all sort of Nigerians erections? Well, uncle Tuface has pulled out of it. That same pull out that Tuface refused to do when he was impregnating women with his fire hose. He has finally done it! Talk about doing the right thing at the wrong time. Last night, Tuface announced via a video on social media that he Read more »

OUTFIT STYLE FASHION COLLECTION #S1:What Outfit Look Would You Rock?

OUTFIT STYLE FASHION COLLECTION #S1:What Outfit Look Would You Rock?

TGIF! Style collection you want? Style collection its gonna be. So Yeah, let try and create something different. It’s up to you to say if it is good by quietly saying: It’s better this way… OR Probably just smile all through… Either ways i know most of you would fall into any of the above categories or not. It’s gonna be a win-win scenario today. Why?  Check this previous post that features a fashionista.  What did you notice? Something different about the whole ball game of how the fashion category is portrayed right? Wait till you also see this same Read more »

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA  Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Well… well… well… Twitter had a field day with the Beyonce news It’s hard not to get pregnant when 60percent of the world’s population (also known as Beyonce’s fans) keep psychically beaming pregnancy at her. News recently broke of Beyonce carrying twins for Mr Carter. When I say news broke, I mean she made a public service announcement on Instagram to break said news. Most of the world’s more excited about this than when they heard Duchess Kate Middleton was pregnant Prince Harry. And this is welcome good news amidst the Trump saga. Word from TMZ (yes I know their Read more »