DO YOU KNOW THE BIG BOOTY THAT MADE HISTORY?

DO YOU KNOW THE BIG BOOTY THAT MADE HISTORY?

In the good old days when white women epitomized flat booty, and not now when they look like Jessica Biel or this… …White men crossed over to Africa and met black men (especially those walking around naked) with… These black men intimidated the white men with their exposed and freakishly sized genitalia, so much so that the white men decided to avenge their wounded ego by subjugating the entire African continent (You cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt this was not one of the motives behind colonization of Africa so, “SHHHHH…). But even when subjugated, the black man’s penis was still Read more »

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t Worth the Trouble Let’s start with a dog scenario. A friend of mine owns a Bolognese. That’s one of those lil’ yipyip dogs that you can fit into your pocket. The dog’s name is Leo. He’s super annoying. Very playful and extremely disobedient. Below is a further description of Leo’s breed according to Dogtime.com Lately my friend has been having issues with his landlord concerning this very same dog. Apparently the other tenants of his building made a complaint to the landlord that Leo has been constituting a threat and a menace. Now that’s a big Read more »

“BEEJ”- The Word I nor Kids should have Learned

“BEEJ”- The Word I nor Kids should have Learned

So over the weekend, I visited an aunt of mine and found her two kids having tutorials for upcoming exams. These kids are less than 8 and were having spelling lessons. Their tutor goes, “spell beef.” The kids spell it. Tutor goes again, “spell bleed.” The kids spell it and I’m feeling a bit of pride watching my kid cousins breeze through this spelling test. Then the tutor says, “Spell beej.” I swear to God, I thought she said, “Spell beige”. But in my mind I’m like, that’s not how you pronounce beige. Maybe the tutor was pronouncing it wrong. Read more »

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL TRUE LOVE. isn’t this romantic?

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL TRUE LOVE. isn’t this romantic?

In Venezuela, A woman by the name of Antonieta, risked her… Well she risked her everything for love when she went visiting her lover who was serving a ten year sentence in jail. Antonieta on this fateful day of risk took with her a large suitcase. I’m not sure why but the prison authorities let her in with said suitcase which she wheeled into the prison with little effort. After visitations were over, Ms Antonieta began her exit from the prison compound with her suitcase in tow. But prison officials noticed that the bag that she had easily brought in Read more »

AND I HOPED NO MORE DRAMA FOR MRS TONTO DIKE

AND I HOPED NO MORE DRAMA FOR MRS TONTO DIKE

For a long time, I had no love (not even a bit of like), or respect for Tonto Dikeh. I refused to recognise her existence regardless how many artistes used her name in their lyrics. As far as I was concerned, she was just a loudmouthed unintelligent bimbo whose limited intelligence did not extend beyond Instagram followers, the most effective bleaching creams and the most expensive non-artificial weave. The fact that she chose to foray into music didn’t help my impression of her. Actually I think it worsened it with lyrics like, “I be your sweet pawpaw correct… going like Read more »