IT’S 2017 BABY!
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I PROPHECY THIS YEAR AS THE YEAR OF POSITIVE DRAMA FOR YOU AND YOURS!
Happy New Year to you! And that’s to both our loyal and disloyal readers.
Yes! You give me the motivation to keep coming back to harangue you. And hopefully this year you’ll send more motivation my way by at least using the comment section at the bottom.
I mean, C’MON! The comment box isn’t there for aesthetic purposes.
Now that I’m done with the pleasantries, let’s get down to brass-tacks.
Here’s what I want from those of you who like to listen this year.
I don’t want to hear the phrase, “My new year resolution is…”
NO! Keep that shit to yourself.
Why? It’s simple really. Most of you aren’t going to see those resolutions through. Hell! Most of you have been making the same resolutions for years now.
“Imma quit smoking.”
“Imma quit the strippers.”
“Imma quit being a thot.”
“Imma be more productive.”
“Imma love my family better.”
“Imma hit the gym.”
“Imma be a writer for Cecipost. (This is actually an option.)”
“Imma… blah blah BLAH!”
Just stop it, okay?
You aren’t fooling anybody. Except you. Especially you.
Nobody gives a shit about your resolutions and if you see them through. INFACT. When people hear your resolutions they mostly hope you don’t see them through. Why? Quite simply we live in an age when watching a person’s screw up or downfall is much more entertaining than their success.
“Yeah, I know. We are a twisted generation.”
So here’s what I’m gonna tell you. Instead of making resolutions that you won’t see through or even start. Even though you wrote it down and stuck it on your wall. Why don’t you just step into the new year with a new thought? A private thought.
A decision between you and yourself.
Simply go forward with the mantra; the belief; the self-imposed order.
THIS YEAR IMMA DO BETTER!
That’s all. Just make that decision that in everything you do, you are going to be better.
You wake up in the morning and say your prayers, then you say, “I’m gonna do better and be better.”
You look at yourself in the mirror and tell your reflection, “We’re gonna do and be better.”
You’re leaving the house? Sigh to yourself as you step outside, “Imma do and be better.”
You get to work. You go to the drycleaners. You going to school. Everywhere you go, walk in with the thought that you’re going in there to do better.
And finally before you go to sleep, look back on your day and determine to yourself that going forward the following day, YOU ARE GOING TO DO AND BE BETTER!
“MURDER TO EXCELLENCE”
2017 is the year of growth baby. Grow my pretties! GROW and be BETTER.
Ain’t nobody can best you but you.
And it’s not just about thinking it. You’ve gotta put in the work. Every day of your life, every task you partake in, you must scrutinize and analyse it and after your evaluation, you have to decide on how you gonna do it better next time.
I’m not your daddy. And I’m not your spirit guide. I’m not your Moses. Photo from IRunTheInternet
But if you do choose to follow what I’ve asked of you, WELL… I just can’t see how you can possibly go wrong this year.
Worst case scenario, you’ll at least be able to say you did your best. But worrying about negative endings is just gonna ruin the throbbing erection you already have for this year.
Just focus on playing your part and reaping the fruit of your labour.
YO CECI! You can also do better by giving me a raise. NO JOKES!