WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

Did Nigerians gain anything from the protest? Asides from a bit of traffic in a few key areas in Lagos and Abuja. And a chance to stretch their legs and take selfies. Charly Boy strongly advised the protest to continue till government moves. Or at least till government pretends to be sympathetic to the plight of Nigerians. But we all know Nigerians are not going to listen to Mr Charly. Who wants to stand in the hot sun waving banners when his family’s dinner is still uncertain? Former chairman of the Human Rights Commission, Odinkalu, during the protest warned Buhari’s Read more »

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

After all the hype and excitement, Tuface, also known as TuBaba, has officially been renamed TuChicken. The Nigerian masses gave him the name. All I did was suggest it. Why? Quite simple really. You remember that anti-government protest Tuface proposed that gave all sort of Nigerians erections? Well, uncle Tuface has pulled out of it. That same pull out that Tuface refused to do when he was impregnating women with his fire hose. He has finally done it! Talk about doing the right thing at the wrong time. Last night, Tuface announced via a video on social media that he Read more »

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA  Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Well… well… well… Twitter had a field day with the Beyonce news It’s hard not to get pregnant when 60percent of the world’s population (also known as Beyonce’s fans) keep psychically beaming pregnancy at her. News recently broke of Beyonce carrying twins for Mr Carter. When I say news broke, I mean she made a public service announcement on Instagram to break said news. Most of the world’s more excited about this than when they heard Duchess Kate Middleton was pregnant Prince Harry. And this is welcome good news amidst the Trump saga. Word from TMZ (yes I know their Read more »

A famous Actress facial expressions during an award ceremony is inspiring laughter all across the internet…

A famous Actress facial expressions during an award ceremony is inspiring laughter all across the internet…

How many of you saw the show Stranger Things? Well if you didn’t see it, that’s very sad for you and you should rectify that sadness by binge watching it as soon as possible. Don’t worry about your job or life. They’ll both still be there by the time you’re done watching all 8episodes (very bad advice) I present to you Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards.   What would her face have looked like if they hadn’t won? If you’re wondering about the hairy man, I’m proud to inform you his aggression was Trump related. Finally someone with more Read more »

…AND THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA STRIKES BACK!

…AND THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA STRIKES BACK!

Following up to yesterday’s news concerning America’s President Trump’s executive order, the judiciary via a Federal Judge strikes back! Don’t you just love the three tiers of government?! And checks and balances? So a Federal Judge sitting in New York issued an emergency stay which by effect temporarily halts the ejection (I didn’t say injection) of individuals being held at airports across the USA. This comes after the President’s order banned immigrants from seven Muslim countries. Cheers to the first successful legal move aimed at thwarting the migrant unfriendly and unaccommodating goals of Trump’s administration. For now, if you’ve arrived Read more »