IS NIGERIA TURNING INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE!? Maybe it already has…

IS NIGERIA TURNING INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE!? Maybe it already has…

To answer the question of if Nigeria has become a totalitarian state under a Buhari led dictatorship, one must first scrutinize the current situation of the nation. Recently I came across a WhatsApp broadcast by an unnamed individual (I guess everyone’s now scared of being picked up by DSS). The broadcast’s author seemed convinced that Nigeria has become a totalitarian state which is enjoying a brief yet shaky reprieve because of the Head of State’s absence. The broadcast was titled, “The Benefits of Buhari’s Indefinite Leave of Absence”, and you can read it below. Fulani herdsmen haven’t killed anyone since Read more »

Who’s the liar, Donald Trump or the FBI? North Korean President Kills his Brother for no reason. And Ivanka Trump is TURNED ON by Canadian President?

Who’s the liar, Donald Trump or the FBI? North Korean President Kills his Brother for no reason. And Ivanka Trump is TURNED ON by Canadian President?

All hail President Donald Trump who is trying to get in bed for some kinky action with Mother Russia while the FBI keeps trying to “cockblock”. According to a NY Times report, US intelligence agencies intercepted repeated communications between Trump’s campaign team and senior Russian intelligence officials before (and maybe during) the US elections. Which raises the old question of did jolly Vladimir Putin rig the US elections on behalf of Trump? This is something Trump and his team have denied (liar) vehemently and repeatedly. But what’s really odd is when you remember Trump repeatedly referred to a likelihood of Read more »

WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

WHAT DID NIGERIANS GAIN FROM THE FEBRUARY 6TH PROTEST? NOTHING?

Did Nigerians gain anything from the protest? Asides from a bit of traffic in a few key areas in Lagos and Abuja. And a chance to stretch their legs and take selfies. Charly Boy strongly advised the protest to continue till government moves. Or at least till government pretends to be sympathetic to the plight of Nigerians. But we all know Nigerians are not going to listen to Mr Charly. Who wants to stand in the hot sun waving banners when his family’s dinner is still uncertain? Former chairman of the Human Rights Commission, Odinkalu, during the protest warned Buhari’s Read more »

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

How Tuface went from HERO to ZERO in a night.

After all the hype and excitement, Tuface, also known as TuBaba, has officially been renamed TuChicken. The Nigerian masses gave him the name. All I did was suggest it. Why? Quite simple really. You remember that anti-government protest Tuface proposed that gave all sort of Nigerians erections? Well, uncle Tuface has pulled out of it. That same pull out that Tuface refused to do when he was impregnating women with his fire hose. He has finally done it! Talk about doing the right thing at the wrong time. Last night, Tuface announced via a video on social media that he Read more »

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Queen Bee AKA Beyonce AKA  Mrs Carter IS PREGNANT. TWINS!!! And in other news; Trump To Invade Mexico!?

Well… well… well… Twitter had a field day with the Beyonce news It’s hard not to get pregnant when 60percent of the world’s population (also known as Beyonce’s fans) keep psychically beaming pregnancy at her. News recently broke of Beyonce carrying twins for Mr Carter. When I say news broke, I mean she made a public service announcement on Instagram to break said news. Most of the world’s more excited about this than when they heard Duchess Kate Middleton was pregnant Prince Harry. And this is welcome good news amidst the Trump saga. Word from TMZ (yes I know their Read more »