One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

Every single lady has something to fear for when it comes to marriage. Could it mean women generally bother about unnecessary things? Maybe, maybe not. What i have come to realize from my observations and conversations is that the fears of single ladies are somewhat uncountable. Maybe i am exaggerating. But if you are  an African, you should get the point.And if you don’t, Here is a true life story. This experience will serve as an illustration of what i mean by the greatest fear of a single lady. MY AUNT’S NARRATION When you are being told things, that are Read more »

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

To all the beautiful ladies and handsome guys out there, I want to use this platform to say WELDONE! Especially if you know you are and you are reading this right now. “In case, you haven’t realize, I am talking to YOU! Yes you reading this right now” Please don’t tell me you don’t belong to this category. If you have seen this 5-minute post and if you have made conscious effort to practice at least one of these recipes on lemons I gave out sometime ago, then my dear you belong. Take it or leave it, you know Rome Read more »

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

His first experience with porn came about when he was 8 years old. It came to him in the form of a dusty VHS tape that he unintentionally found while looking for Rambo 2. Slotting in the cassette and pushing play, he expected to find the muscle bound ex pornstar Sylvester Stallone…   …firing a 50 Calibre Machine gun one handed. Instead, he got to see a white guy doing inexplicable confusing noisy things to a big breasted lady whose face was red and gleaming sweat. You think he hurriedly pressed stop and ejected the cassette? No, he did not. Read more »

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t worth the Trouble

When Your Pet Isn’t Worth the Trouble Let’s start with a dog scenario. A friend of mine owns a Bolognese. That’s one of those lil’ yipyip dogs that you can fit into your pocket. The dog’s name is Leo. He’s super annoying. Very playful and extremely disobedient. Below is a further description of Leo’s breed according to Dogtime.com Lately my friend has been having issues with his landlord concerning this very same dog. Apparently the other tenants of his building made a complaint to the landlord that Leo has been constituting a threat and a menace. Now that’s a big Read more »

“BEEJ”- The Word I nor Kids should have Learned

“BEEJ”- The Word I nor Kids should have Learned

So over the weekend, I visited an aunt of mine and found her two kids having tutorials for upcoming exams. These kids are less than 8 and were having spelling lessons. Their tutor goes, “spell beef.” The kids spell it. Tutor goes again, “spell bleed.” The kids spell it and I’m feeling a bit of pride watching my kid cousins breeze through this spelling test. Then the tutor says, “Spell beej.” I swear to God, I thought she said, “Spell beige”. But in my mind I’m like, that’s not how you pronounce beige. Maybe the tutor was pronouncing it wrong. Read more »