WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

WHY DO NIGERIANS WISH PRESIDENT BUHARI DEAD? And why is 2face so pissed off?

The answer is really quite simple, “people are beyond sick and tired of President Buhari and his administration’s bullshit!” It’s almost like a customized curse that’s affiliated with his regime is ravaging through the land. I was out buying suya (barbecue) last week and was doing my best to woo the suya vendor into giving me a good bargain because in my experience, I’ve discovered humility rather than bravado is a better tool while negotiating with a Nigerian seller. While haggling, another man showed up and thought maybe playing Team Hausa would win him favour with the suya man. The Read more »

KISS ME. KISS YOU. KISSING HER… LIP ACTION!

KISS ME. KISS YOU. KISSING HER… LIP ACTION!

So I’m standing in front of the mirror and talking to my reflection, telling myself I’ve gotta do better this coming week. (Why? Check here) I’m about blowing myself a goodbye kiss when I suddenly spot a healing blister on my lower lip. At first I’m not sure what I’m looking at or how it got there. I do a quick inventory through my mind’s archives trying to recall recent times I might have hurt my lip or something related. And then it comes to me… I probably got it from the violent kisser I met a day ago. The Read more »

One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

One Great Fear of Every Single Lady,fear of the unknown -Part 1

Every single lady has something to fear for when it comes to marriage. Could it mean women generally bother about unnecessary things? Maybe, maybe not. What i have come to realize from my observations and conversations is that the fears of single ladies are somewhat uncountable. Maybe i am exaggerating. But if you are  an African, you should get the point.And if you don’t, Here is a true life story. This experience will serve as an illustration of what i mean by the greatest fear of a single lady. MY AUNT’S NARRATION When you are being told things, that are Read more »

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

Beauty Recipes And Routine That Worked Miracles For My Skin

To all the beautiful ladies and handsome guys out there, I want to use this platform to say WELDONE! Especially if you know you are and you are reading this right now. “In case, you haven’t realize, I am talking to YOU! Yes you reading this right now” Please don’t tell me you don’t belong to this category. If you have seen this 5-minute post and if you have made conscious effort to practice at least one of these recipes on lemons I gave out sometime ago, then my dear you belong. Take it or leave it, you know Rome Read more »

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

His first experience with porn came about when he was 8 years old. It came to him in the form of a dusty VHS tape that he unintentionally found while looking for Rambo 2. Slotting in the cassette and pushing play, he expected to find the muscle bound ex pornstar Sylvester Stallone…   …firing a 50 Calibre Machine gun one handed. Instead, he got to see a white guy doing inexplicable confusing noisy things to a big breasted lady whose face was red and gleaming sweat. You think he hurriedly pressed stop and ejected the cassette? No, he did not. Read more »