“Blowjob” and “Giving Head” No Longer Count as Safe Sex!

“Blowjob” and “Giving Head” No Longer Count as Safe Sex!

If you’re one of those who like the feel of a hot dick in your mouth (blowjob), or if you enjoy the power of having a woman lose her mind while your tongue’s dancing between her legs (giving head), you probably should read this. I present to you, Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). It is a sexually transmitted virus which by the way, is also a leading cause of throat cancer (can’t even enjoy something simple like a blowjob anymore without worrying about death). HPV (aka the devil’s pet), besides through traditional sex, can spread from individual to individual via gorging Read more »

The Most Outrageous Donald Trump Quotes… At least for now…

The Most Outrageous Donald Trump Quotes… At least for now…

We all know and love the current US President, Mr Donald J Trump. The man is so entertaining and yet so scary at the same time. One minute you think of him as this guy. Next minute, you’re thinking of him as this guy. What happened to the good old days when a white man in a nice suit could be trusted? Not Trump though. Below are a few of the most ridiculous Trump quotes to come out of his mouth or off his Twitter fingers. The man is an amusing menace! Enjoy… “Watched protests yesterday but was under the Read more »

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PLACE WHERE IT LITERALLY RAINS DIAMONDS?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE PLACE WHERE IT LITERALLY RAINS DIAMONDS?

Diamonds are forever, they are all I need to please me They can stimulate and tease me They won’t leave in the night I’ve no fear that they might desert me… Shirley Bassey Why live on a planet with regular rain when you can live on a planet where DIAMONDS literally fall from the sky!? US scientists have reached a conclusion that “diamond rain” could be a commonplace phenomenon on planets Jupiter and Saturn. This conclusion was reached after years of numerous calculations and observations. The scientists estimate that diamonds of about one centimeter in diameter fall out of the Read more »

LADIES!!! Is Less Hair “Down There” worse? Or Sexy? (We’re going Brazilian!)

LADIES!!! Is Less Hair “Down There” worse? Or Sexy? (We’re going Brazilian!)

If you have pubic hair but aren’t 18+, RETREAT! GERARAHERE!   When you talk to men, especially African men about Brazilian women, this is the first thing they picture. You talk to African women about Brazilian women, here’s what they picture. But Brazil has something else to offer. The Brazilian Wax. Brazilian wax is the removal of hair from every nook and cranny of the genital area. And that includes between the butt cheeks. Some people leave a little strip called a ‘landing strip,’ just above the pubic bone. Like an arrow giving directions to where she wants it. Others Read more »

A famous Actress facial expressions during an award ceremony is inspiring laughter all across the internet…

A famous Actress facial expressions during an award ceremony is inspiring laughter all across the internet…

How many of you saw the show Stranger Things? Well if you didn’t see it, that’s very sad for you and you should rectify that sadness by binge watching it as soon as possible. Don’t worry about your job or life. They’ll both still be there by the time you’re done watching all 8episodes (very bad advice) I present to you Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards.   What would her face have looked like if they hadn’t won? If you’re wondering about the hairy man, I’m proud to inform you his aggression was Trump related. Finally someone with more Read more »