What do you do with a Pregnant minor?

What do you do with a Pregnant minor?

A friend of mine, let’s call her Schmoo, recently had a distant niece come over from her hometown to spend some time. One thing led to another, and another thing led to a pregnant minor Schmoo is a really nice lady – Open-minded, Smart, and a loving mother and wife. When said niece – who’s 10 years old- arrived Schmoo was glad to meet this never before met relative. She was also relieved because her 4-year-old triplets had become quite a handful and having the niece around, meant said niece could help with monitoring the kids. The first week after Read more »

IS NIGERIA TURNING INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE!? Maybe it already has…

IS NIGERIA TURNING INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE!? Maybe it already has…

To answer the question of if Nigeria has become a totalitarian state under a Buhari led dictatorship, one must first scrutinize the current situation of the nation. Recently I came across a WhatsApp broadcast by an unnamed individual (I guess everyone’s now scared of being picked up by DSS). The broadcast’s author seemed convinced that Nigeria has become a totalitarian state which is enjoying a brief yet shaky reprieve because of the Head of State’s absence. The broadcast was titled, “The Benefits of Buhari’s Indefinite Leave of Absence”, and you can read it below. Fulani herdsmen haven’t killed anyone since Read more »

WHO IS THE LOSER BETWEEN THESE TWO LADIES?

WHO IS THE LOSER BETWEEN THESE TWO LADIES?

If you were to give your opinion about these two types of ladies, who is the loser between them?  THE TRUE LIFE SCENARIO GOES THUS: So in all of my boredom on valentine’s day, i decided to spend some time with a guy i met sometime ago since am not getting any sign of love from the guy i thought is my boyfriend. Not even a call or simple text message… I know what you are already thinking, but … just keep it to yourself. Thank you. Straight to the point While out with this cute looking guy, i couldn’t Read more »

THE BEST OF THE BEST OF BRUTAL VALENTINE’S DAY MURDERS

THE BEST OF THE BEST OF BRUTAL VALENTINE’S DAY MURDERS

Nothing indicates true love like willfully dying for the one you love. Especially on Valentine’s Day. But what about committing murder, also in the name of undying fiery love? Well today is the 14th of February, and I believe it is my duty to introduce to you my romantic list of cute Valentine’s Day murders. Their love was just to die for… A Surgeon bought orchids for his wife and ended up murdering her by crushing her skull. Valentine’s Day 2001, Dr John Hamilton ordered beautiful expensive flowers for his wife, Susan. The good doctor between surgeries left the hospital Read more »

“Blowjob” and “Giving Head” No Longer Count as Safe Sex!

“Blowjob” and “Giving Head” No Longer Count as Safe Sex!

If you’re one of those who like the feel of a hot dick in your mouth (blowjob), or if you enjoy the power of having a woman lose her mind while your tongue’s dancing between her legs (giving head), you probably should read this. I present to you, Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). It is a sexually transmitted virus which by the way, is also a leading cause of throat cancer (can’t even enjoy something simple like a blowjob anymore without worrying about death). HPV (aka the devil’s pet), besides through traditional sex, can spread from individual to individual via gorging Read more »