SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

SO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX LIKE A PORNSTAR?

His first experience with porn came about when he was 8 years old. It came to him in the form of a dusty VHS tape that he unintentionally found while looking for Rambo 2. Slotting in the cassette and pushing play, he expected to find the muscle bound ex pornstar Sylvester Stallone…   …firing a 50 Calibre Machine gun one handed. Instead, he got to see a white guy doing inexplicable confusing noisy things to a big breasted lady whose face was red and gleaming sweat. You think he hurriedly pressed stop and ejected the cassette? No, he did not. Read more »

Having Low Self Esteem?(F**K THAT, HOLD YOUR HEAD UP!)

Having Low Self Esteem?(F**K THAT, HOLD YOUR HEAD UP!)

While I was a senior in High School, about 11/12 years old (If you didn’t know, now you know I was a Prodigy), there was a girl in my class who I spent the better part of two years developing a heart aching crush for. But being a fat kid, I didn’t have the nerve to express my emotions. I feared expressing said emotions might lead to soul crippling rejection. You know? That kind of soul crippling rejection that makes serial killers out of white kids from middle class homes. I and the girl were friends. Sorta kinda close. But Read more »

I LIKE SEX!!!

I LIKE SEX!!!

What!?                                                  Photo from 4G No!  Not that “Sex” you horny bunnies! I mean S.EX as in acronym for Stock Exchange. Get your pheromone loaded heads out of the gutter. Oh yeah! S.EX (Stock Exchange) is awesome. What’s a Stock Exchange? Every country that isn’t a total shithole has one (no offense to countries who lack one due to no fault of theirs). A Stock Exchange is a market where stocks are traded between buyers and stock sellers Read more »

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!

  IT’S 2017 BABY!    Photo from Pixabay I PROPHECY THIS YEAR AS THE YEAR OF POSITIVE DRAMA FOR YOU AND YOURS! Happy New Year to you! And that’s to both our loyal and disloyal readers. Yes! You give me the motivation to keep coming back to harangue you. And hopefully this year you’ll send more motivation my way by at least using the comment section at the bottom. I mean, C’MON! The comment box isn’t there for aesthetic purposes. Now that I’m done with the pleasantries, let’s get down to brass-tacks. Here’s what I want from those of you Read more »

“AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LOVE…”

“AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LOVE…”

Alright! Enough of the Christmas cheer!   It’s time to take time to bust some balls, break some hearts and forcibly open some minds. You ever heard this song? And they call it Puppy love… And they call it Puppy Love… Oh I guess they’ll never know… How a young heart really feels… You haven’t? Wow! I look upon you with disdain. That song titled (durhh) “Puppy Love”, was composed by Paul Anka and today we’ll be exploring certain parameters of the theme of his song.   Now I know the above pic has nothing to actually do with Pup Read more »